A What??

(Vale on her way to Georgia's "Princess" birthday party. 
She wouldn't wear a dress, but boy did she love to accessorize!)

Tonight, Vale was running around in nothing but her panties.  We asked her to pick something up (and she was obeying!) when all of a sudden she stopped, started grabbing at her undies, and said

"Hold on! I've got a Yankee."

Excuse me?

"Vale," Thomas said, "what did you say?"

"I've got a Yankee!"

"What's a Yankee?

"Stuff up in my bottom." (still picking at her panties.)

"Do you mean a wedgie?"

"Yes! Hold on! I got a wedgie."